Don’t say that if you don't mean it
Beyonce
You don’t say that if you don’t mean it
You're the thing that makes me so happy
Bond to happen
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| Beyoncé |
This is bound to happen one day
This is magic right here
Do you feel it too?
Do you feel it too
Do you feel it
I feel it
You look very handsome
It was so much fun
Punched her in the face
The kick
The grunt
There was a grunt I heard
I do
I do
I do
I just wanna laugh
You make me happy
Ya, afterwards
I felt this was as close to going to prom with you
Man woman connection
You look gorgeous
Might as well dress up
Oh my gosh it was so much fun
Kick in the head there was a grunt
You’ve done it again
Big action thing
She gave me my first driving lesson
Gave me my first driving lessons
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| Liam Neeson |
She said drive me home
I don’t
I don’t
Drove me home
One day you’ll be the biggest action star
One day you will be the biggest action star
Ok
Have you ever been in any accidents
In the year 2000 i was in a bad crash and i hit a deer
Motor bike crash hit a deer
It was scary
26 miles per hour
26 miles per hour
Harley Davidson 26mph
Did you bruise the deer
Did you bruise the deer
I did everything wrong
I hit the deer
I hit a deer
It was scary
It was
The deer’s front paws were on the handlebars
Part of ET
So it’s like the thing from E.T.?
The scene from ET
Did you bruise the deer at all
Did you swerve or anything
I grew up across the street from the opera
They sing in the shower
They sing in the shower
Sing in the shower
Grew up across from the opera and ballet
So I grew up across the street from the opera and ballet and I dreamed of being a star
Family Musical
She knew i was going to sneak out
Your mom took you to clubs
She knew i would sneak out
Smart parenting
There was no stopping me
No stopping me
Your mom took you to clubs
She knew that I was going to sneak out so she decided that she would chaperone
Smart parenting
Smart move
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| Lady Gaga |
A very bad one
She’s been very supportive
My mom was supportive
I feel very grateful that I get to be here
I was doing this a long time and had a lot of rejection
When i got fired at nbc my mom brought me to cbs
When i got fired my mom brought me to CBS
What kind of a waitress where you
I use to flirt with everybody so I could get tips
I flirted with everyone
It didn't work if they were on a date
Didn’t work when they were on a date
I used to flirt with everybody
Why are you looking at my man like that
That’s when the soup goes in the lap
I knew you'd make it i knew you'd make it
Answer me one simple question
It’s a simple formula it’s a simple formula
Simple formula
You know
You know it’s it’s easy
It's easy
Yeah that what i thought
Shut up
I better shut up
I don't know
Watch it buddy
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| Weird Al |
That’s what I thought
sh*t last year
You have no idea what you’re talking about
Hmm, well, I’ve been asking all the questions here
Any questions for me
When was the last time you were deloused
Was your macrame class that knight
How many times can you rhyme
Lighting a fart
Blue light special each day at K-mart
Jealous much
Yeah
Why weren’t you at the Academy Awards to pick up your Oscar?
Were you afraid that a sock puppet was gonna kick you butt?
Were you afraid of a sock puppet
You did show up at the mtv awards
Sock puppet kick your butt
Is your rap war still going on
Still going on
He thinks he is a really excellent wrapper for him to poop on
You’re a really excellent rapper for him to poop on
Your a really excellent rapper for him to poop onIs the creation of text from four YouTube videos literature? Does it even make sense? Most would say that our tribe's piece of uncreative writing is just nonsense with no meaning to it. However, to make this "poem," we each just typed what we heard from our professors computer. He played four different interviews of celebrities the class got to pick. We started with Beyoncé, then it went to Liam Neeson, to Lady Gaga and Weird Al interviewing Eminem for the big finish. Each member typed what they heard.. We all do not type at the speed of light, so it would be impossible to type every word we heard. This shows what sentences or words from those interviews stuck with us. This is possibly an example of how much information our brain can pick up, process, and relay that information out. As humans, we pick up so many stimuli we do not even realize or acknowledge. That was shown in our piece of uncreative literature.
Sean McCarney
Jack Shirk
Devan Orr
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